DUNCAN TUCK'S BOOK CLUB

TITLES LISTED IN ALPHABETIC ORDER - JK - Z

These fictitious titles and authors, full of fun and wordplay, are a result of Duncan’s twisted humor! For maximum enjoyment try reading these aloud!

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J-K

Jesus Jeans Are Holy Jeans

by Xavier Knickers

Jump For Joy

by Ariel Dancer

Just Call My Name

by Al B. Dare and Al B. Sienna-Round

Just Not Your Type

by Hunton Peck

Just Use It! Don`t Lose It

by Auldin C. Nile, Wylie and Rikki T. O`Coot

Keeping Up With The Joneses

by Howsie A. Fordit

Keeping Up With The Real Elves Of The North Pole

by "Frosty" Colin Friesen-Day, (forward by "Lil"Wrapper")

Kickback Yard And Hedge Fun

by Lon Moore and Leif Raker

Kindred Spirits On A Casual Walk Back Into The Woods For The LAST TIME!

by Hillary Clinton and Huma Kiddin

Kinky Boots In True Colors

by Sydney Lopper

Kiss Face

by Emo G. Khan

Kiss Me Back, Blarney Stone

by Anita Manda Love, Evy Knight

L

Law and Disorder

by Ann Arkey and Kay Yoss

Lawn Story Short

by Lon Storrey-Short

Lawrence Welk: A Biography

by Awanda Andatou

Leakers And Hackers

by Knight Lee Hoffentinkle and "Wheezer" Koffenmore

Lean Forward

by Ben and Neil Downe

Left Hangin` Out To Dry

by Ty T. Whitey

Les Deplorables And Useful Idiots

by Juan Biggs-Knorr

Less Than A Dozen

by Tanner Levin

Let's Get Started

by N.C. Pient

Life After Prison

by Rhea Justin and Phil D. Payne

Life Is A Do-It-Yourself Project

by Liv N. Straight, Eaton Wright, and Phil N. Goode

Like A Party In My Mouth

by Candida Bitemoore

Like Drinking Water From A Fire Hose

by Morton Ewell-Knead

Like It`s Absolutely, Awesome And Amazing

by Sid N. Purdy

Like Sand Through An Hour Glass

by Yahn N. Resless

Little Things

by Mike Rowe and Minnie A. Tur

Living In A Hashtag# And Hyphen-Nation

by Octavia Octothorpe#, and Bindi Wavey-Tildy~

Living On The Wetlands

by Sandy Rivers, Roxanne Mudd

Living Rent Free In Her Head

by Sid N. Purdy

Lock It Up!

by Hannah Keyes-Toomey

Locker Room Talk

by Jim Schuse, Jim "Shorty" Schortz, and Jim Ware

Long Winded Stories

by Juan Biggs-Knoor and Boris Saul d'Deth

Lost, Found, Fleeced, And Served

by Bo Peep & Raquell Lamm

Lotto Winner

by Gladys Canby

Lyfted Into The Uber Life

by Wyona Carr

M

Make-Up Test

by Herb N. D`Kaye

Man-Child Socialist

by Justin Trudeau

Mansplaining My Manspread

by A. Donnis

Masked And Sordid Stories

by Marco Sauro

Math Fantasy Camp In Washington D.C.

by Adam Mollup and Spence Moore

Mats, Ropes, And Rings

by Jim Nist

McDonald`s: Burger King`s ARCH Rival

by Biff And Patty Fryer

Meet The Mediator

by R.B. Traitor

Mega Sea Wave

by Sue Nommy

Messier Than A Port-A-John In A Tornado

by Aldus Crapp and "Scoop" Lodan-Holloway

Midnight Booty

by Collin Yu, Layton DeKnight

Mine`s Not The Winner

by Ann Norris-Shores

More Dollars Than Sense

by Noam Moore-Munny

Morning Wood

by C. Alice LeVitra and Vi Aggra

Mr. Smarmy Pants

by Wade Tewbigg, Forrest Bridges

Mum`s The Word

by Mary Gold, Rhoda Dindren, and Chris Santimum

My Bad

by Maya Culpa

My Bucket List Goes Way Beyond The Pale

by Creighton Barrow

My Color Is Plaid

by Aaron Winden-McKilt

My ISIS Seen The Taliban

by Warren Tara

My Stalker Son Is Following Me In My Footsteps

by Chase N. Hunt

N

Nail It Now! Or You`ll Screw It Up

by Claude Hammer and Phillip Sedd

Name Calling; It's Not A Game!

by Kirsten Custer-Route and Toulouse N. Krass

Nay Sayers

by Jes Orson A. Round

Never Got It

by Diane DeGettit

Never Late

by F. Fiona Clock

Night Sweats

by Ben A. Knight-Mayer

No Better Place Than Here

by Sid N. Purdy

No One`s Dumb Asphalt

by Tarquin Hardin-Fast

Nothing Here To See And Hear

by Pastor Izaneers

Nothing Like The Present

by "Curly" Bowen-Ribens

O

Oh, Danny Bowie

by Glenda Glenn & Imus Bide, N. Forrest, Orin Meadow

On The Other Hand, You Can Just Sit On Your Hands

by Ann B. Dextrous

One Humdinger Of A Doozy

by Minnie Cooper

One Swings, And The Other One Screws

by Isadora Jarr

One Whey "Occurd" To Me

by Miss Tuffy Muffet

Open Minded, Or Hole In The Head? Which Is It?

by Jes Askin

Our Condiments to the Chef

by Bern Nayz and May O. Nayz

Our Lives In The Cheap Seats

by Gwen Dare, Sid Downe, Ann Waite

Out Of A Pickle, Into A Jam

by Dillon Sweet

Outdoor Voices Shouting Inside Jokes

by Waylon Howell and Noah Fentz

Outside The Margin Of Cheating

by D. Linus Drawn

Over The Top

by E. Norma Stits

P

Passed On

by Barry L. Service, Morgana Chapel, Nelda Coffin-Schutt and Barry McKarkis

Pass The Buck

by Hugh Boettcher-Dollar

Pinning Donkeys Is What This Game Entails

by Meagan d`Pointe

Pipe Dreams; A Pot Grower`s Smokescreen

by Mara Wannamaker and A.U.Gedoff-McCloud

Planet of the Apps

by Ashe Tagg

Playin` Him Like A Stratavarius

by Carrie A. Toone, Louden Sweet

Poker Phase

by Collier Bluff and Dillon A Card

Pounding The Pavement

by Tarquin Hardin-Fast

Pour Excuse

by Cody Pendint

Practical Jokes For Practically Every One

by Jes Scott Punkt

Prayed and Got An Answer

by Loren B. Hold

Preaching To The Choir From The Amen Corner

by A. Maizie Grace

Problems Or Issues - Which Is It?

by Belle E. Aiken

Proliferation

by Newt Kewler

Proposal

by Neil Furst, Ann Asker

Prosciutto And "Fun Guy"; Two Wacky Cops From The Bronx

by Pete Zaboy

Psychic Sidekick

by Claire Voint, Perrin Normal, and Sienna Crystal Ball

Pull Up Your Brie Cheese! That`s Over The Wedge

by Jarl Burg

Pulled Myself Up By My Own Bootstraps

by Buck L. Downe and Porter Rich

Pulling Strings

by Mary Annette Dahl

Puns : A Certain Kinda Funny

by Madge N. DeWitts and Huma Kiddin

Q

R

Rap City In Blue

by `Lil Aiken Payne

Rent For Now

by Lisa DuBai

Right On Target

by Bowen Narrows, Celine Schott, and Amos True

Righty Tighty and Lefty Lucy: Do Opposites Really Attract?

by Walter Fawcett, Molly Boltenutt, and Lev Wingnutt

Rules of Manners

by Eddy Kett, Curt Dessy, and Noah Fentz

S

Saddle Up, Rein It In, And Get Right Back On Your Horse

by Barry "Buckin` Bronko" Bama and Ran Chand

Same Old Song & Dance

by Tristen Schought

Schoolyard Gamer

by Agate "Aggie" Marbles and Jaxon Ball

Scraping the Bottom of the Barrel

by "Scoop" Lodan-Holloway and Aldus Crapp

Screw It

by Titan Tudoright, Phillip Sedd and Lev Wingnutt

Screamers And Leakers

by Louden Whett

Sea Food

by Sheldon Schuckt

Seamingly Distressed, She Asked "Sew What?"

by Terry Cloth, Cord Roy, and "Zipper" Buttons

Searching For Noah`s Lost Ark

by Endy and Anna Jones

Second Hand Knowledge Gets Better With Use

by Gedda Gripp and Hugh Nowitt

Second Sight, Sixth Sense

by Claire Voint, Perrin Normal, and Sienna Crystal-Ball

Senior Momentums

by Walker Wheeler-Cain

Serendipity

by Quincy Dentil

Serious In The Front, Party In The Back

by Harry Mullet

Seventh Inning Stretch

by Husan Furst

50 Shades Of Dijon Grey

by Frank Fuhrter & Edda Berger

50 Shades of Gary

by Krauss Dresser

Shoot The Fat, Chew The Bull

by Chad N. Chu

She Ain`t What She Used To Be

by Pastor Prime

She`s Gone Off In The Weeds

by Bud Alcindor Flowers

Shipfitter`s Blues

by Marina Slipp and Porter Starbird

Shoe Collector And Soul Searcher

by Burke N. Stock and Selma Sole

Shootin` From The Hip

by Jes Schoenoff

Short Order

by Hammond Ryan Mayo with Dillon Cole-Slaugh and Julian Fry

Sign Us Up!

by Markus Downe

Single And Alone

by Anita Manda Love, Layton DeKnight

Sit On It And Just Phone It In

by Bud Dyler

Six To One-Half The Other

by Ferris Fair

Skidmarks To Gramma`s House, Laughing All The Way

by Juan Horace Oban-Slay and Belle & Bob Tailring

Sleepin` On A Bed Of Roses

by Thorny and Burly Bush

Sleepwalking

by Earl Lee Riser

Smoke Screen

by Sig Rhett Burns, Sig Garr-Burns, Bolivar C. Garr, Huma Dohr, and Piper Ashe Trey

Smutrakers

by Toulouse N. Krass, Kirsten Custer-Route, and Loren DeBarre

Snared And Drumstruck

by "Tom Tom" Mallet

Snitches Get Stitches

by Gabby "The Fink" Tattler

Social Justice

by Racheal Lunrest

So Far, So Good

by Enzo Witgoes and Zack Lee Wright

Soft Cheeses

by Cameron Bear

Stickin` To It

by Thatcher Storrey

Strained Laughter; Chokin` Or Jokin`?

by Chuck Ling

Strike

by Lon Bowling

Suck It Up, Buttercup!

by Molly Coddle

Sucker Punch!

by Dax A. Loeb-Lowe

Symbol of Life

by Al LeGory

Sweep Up The Names You Just Dropped!

by Jes Shoenoff, Wade Tewbigg, Forrest Bridges

T

Take A Powder

by Skip Towne and Al B. Sienna-Round

Take It For What It`s Worth

by Robin Lyon-Steele, Ran Sack, and Chita Lott

Taking the Road Less Traveled

by Yul B. Sari

Take The Stairs! Think Outside The Box

by Ellie Vader

Take Your Bull And Shove It

by Cad L. Russler, Ran Chand, and Barry "Buckin` Bronko" Bama

Tell It On Wolverton Mountain

by Cilfton Clowers

That`s A Laugh! That Joke Is So Hilarious, It`s Not Even Funny

by Dewey Laffayette

That's Crack!

by Thad Snodgrass

That Old Lady Abercrombie Is A Fitch!

by Kirsten Custer-Route

The Adventures, Exploits, And Conquests Of Carlos Danger

by Huma Kiddin (Forward by Anthony "Horndog" Wiener)

The Argument Against A Woman President

by Warren Jender

The Bright and Shiny

by Jules Goldenbling, Jim and Luce Diamond

The Cannibals And The Seasoned Citizen Explorers

by Chase M. Downe and Boyle M. Mollup

The Chess Champion With A Checkered Past

by Bishop Rankin-Phile, Red Black, and Madge N. DeWitts

The Chicken Sees Her Rap

by Rapper "Lil" Henny Penny

The Coast Is Clear

by Sandy Schorrs

The Cow Whisperer

by Collin DeHerd

The Donkeys And The Elephants

by Winn Baggs

The Dying Business

by Barry L. Service, Morgana Chapel, M. Balmer, and Nelda Coffin-Schutt

The Funny Bone Incident

by Hugh Murus

The Girl In The Ukraine And The Tender Chick In Kiev

by Rush N. Storrey and Boris Saul DeDeth

The Girl On The Gravy Train

by Mitt Ball, Owen A. Fortune, and Spence Oliver Munny

The Girl Who Danced In A Tutu, To 3/4 Time

by Walt Senall-Knight

The Girl Who Had More Issues Than A Newsstand

by Y. I. Lefter and Kirsten Custer-Route

The Girl Who Played With Fire

by Branden Burns

The Girl Who Wasn`t Fat, Just Well Marbled

by Addy Pose

The Girl With the Draggin' Tutu

by Aulden Flabbie

The Girl With The Dynamite Figure

by Brick Schickhouse and Thad B. Oliver

The Girl With The Thick, Kissy Lips

by Beau Tauks

The Girl Without Any Common Scents

by Misty Cologne and Adam Mizer

The High Cost of Living

by Armand De Legg

The Kids Are Here

by Heidi Likker

The Idiot`s Guide To Dummies

by Manny Quinn and Vin Trilokist

The Idiot`s Guide To ESP

by Ciaire Voyant, Perrin Normal, and Sienna Crystal Ball

The Incredible Hunk

by Chip Hoffderolblock

The Kellogg Serials

by Edith Witherspoon

The Kitty That Would Think Outside The Litter Box

by Catherine "Cat" Dander and Moggy, the "I Wonder" Cat

The Last Dropout

by Maliki Fawcett

The Lowest Hanging Fruit

by Hannah Banana Toomey

The Milk Man Always Rings Once

by Claire Isabel

The Nays Have It

by May O. Nays and Bern Nays

The New Kid Boxer

by B.D. Izanglass-Jaw

The New Rabbit Transit; Across Bunny Trails, Hare Pin Turns, and Down Rabbit Holes

by "Bunny" O`Hare and Peter Cotton-Tell

The Other Shoe Dropped

by Burke N. Stock, Penny Loafer, and Doc Sider

The Pirate Who Got His Hook At The Second Hand Store

by Captain Sealed and Enseign Bordinett

The Pole Dancer And Comic Stripper

by Berle Lesk and "Tiny" B. Hinde

The Porpoise Of Fresh Tuna Is Uncanny

by Annette Fischer

The Proctologist/Ophthalmologist Who Had 20/20 Hindsight

by Dr. Luke N. Feelwright

The Question Becomes Boxers, Briefs, Or Commando

by Ty T. Whitey and Sy Smatters

The Real Story Of Mr. Potato Head

by Boyle "The Face" Tater, Emma Tater, and Julian Frye

There Goes My Baby

by Sid N. Purdy and Austin La Veesta

The Seventh Inning Stretch

by Husan Furst

The Seven Year Itch

by Dan Druff

The Shortest Distance Between 2 Jokes, Is A Straight Line

by Chuck L. King

The Sky Is Falling

by Chick N. Little, Ty Phune, Si Close, and Al Gore

The Slow Burnin` Home Grown Dude

by Rollin D. Weed and Rollin A. Doobie

The Smelliest Catch

by Sam N. Fisher and Annette Fischer

The Sound And The Furry

by Allie Katz and Harry N. Shedden

The Sum Total

by Adam Mollup, Nada Little, Nora Lott

The Sword Of Damocles Is Hanging Over Pandora`s Box

by May M. Pale, Ann Hunos-Winn

The Whispering Equestrian

by Colten Horst-Trayner and Karen Fieding-Manual

They`re Comin` To America

by Mustafa Goode-Dreeson and Ezera Lott Moore

The World Of Fast Food

by Thurston Unger and Julian Fry

This Doll Won`t Fall For You!

by Neva Lashka

Those Alphabet Networks vs. That One "F.N." Channel; Fair Fight?

by Ben Schwatcher

Touching the 3rd Rail

by Darren Hugo Furst

Time Will Tell

by Sterling "I.O." Silver

TMI; Too Much Ick

by Pia Little, Pia Lott, and Aldus Crapp

Tonie, Alternative Jazz Clubs

by Fern Barr

Too Many Dollars And Not Enough Sense

by Spence A. Lot, Moxie Ann Swank, Tonie and Ritzy Poser

Too Many Strings Attached

by Mary Annette Dahl

Too Much Of A Good Thing

by Morris Les

Tortilla Reform (Mexican Tort Reform)

by Jimmy Jonga, Chip Oatlay, and Ray Yanno

Training Day At Model Railroad Fantasy Camp

by Krause Bucksign

Trap Shooting

by "Skeet" Pullen

Tried And True

by Justice Wellin Goode

TSA Macarena : Caught Holding

by Hans B. Hinde and Pat Downe

Two Silhouettes On The Shade

by Amir Shado

U

Unringing A Bell

by Al Armist

Ulysses, You Read It

by Helen O. Troy

Unbridled Passion

by Colten Mayer and Orson Round

Uncle Daddy Had Big Bucks And Deep Pockets

by Studs Muphin, Phil Landerer, and Luther Van Der Pimp

Unicorns, Rainbows, Snowflakes, Fairy Tales, And Dreams

by Pastor Betty Bye Thyme

Unleashed

by Doug Coller

Unplug It, And Plug It Back In Again. See If That Works

by Ahna Noffanon

Unsafe At Any Speedo

by Hugo Fast and Seymour Butts

Up All Night

by "Skinny" Lawtay and Tian Coffey

Used To Suck, Now It Blows

by Ebenezer "McWheezer" O`Coote

V

Voting Red In A Purple State by Rosie Periwinkle

by Rosie Periwinkle

Verbal Macreme; Twists On Words

by Lexi Jute and Ty D. Knotts

Victimology; The Whiner Takes It All

by Fareed O`Tierney and Ferris Fair

W

Wacky

by Lucinda Head

Walk Toward The Bright Light

by Newt Kuwler

Warning From A Snooty Foodie

by Candace Neva-Goode

Wash Me

by Anita Bath

Wayfering Stranger

by Chris P. Kracker

We`ve Devolved From The Greatest Generation To The Selfie Generation, All In 70 Years

by Loren DeBarr, Shamus Saul, and Gray Oldenwieser

Weather Or Not, It`s The Climate

by Wendy and Rainn E. Day with Grace Guy

Well Done, Grillfriend

by Char Broyle

Went And Did It Blues

by Luke and C. I. Malone

We're Dragging Our Feet

by Tobius Moore-Thyme

What A Big Difference!

by Sy Smatters, Dayne Knight

What`s In Your Future?

by Sienna Crystal Ball

What`s The Score?

by Nada Little, Nora Lott

Whatever Floats Your Boat

by Marina Slipp and "Doc" Master

Whatever`s Left Is Just Not Right

by Porter Starbird

What's In The Paper Today?

by Rollin A. Doobie, " The Slow Burnin` Home Grown Dude"

When I Was 21, It Was A Very Good Beer

by Wheaton Malton-Hopps and Porter Logger-Stout

When She`s At The Door

by Will U. Helperin

When The Cat`s Out Of The Bag, Take The Bull By The Horns

by Justice I. Wood

When The IRS Comes Knockin'

by Lyle Lacarugg

When Your Case Can Go Either Way

by Wendell Blowe

Where Is Love?

by Luke Andrew, Will Fyndit

Where the Boas Are

by Ann Aconda

Whirlpool

by Corey Olis

Whistle Blowers And Leakers Will Drain The Swamp

by Louden Schrillwhiner and Reena Bell

White As Snow

by Mary Haddah, Liddy Lamm, with Racheal Ovatones and Molly Coddle

Without A Key

by Jimmie DeLocke & Carrie A. Toone

Who Moved My Cheese?

by Jes Askin, Satch Churrs, Mustafa Goode-Dreason

Who's Dumb Asphalt Was This?

by Tarquin Hardin-Fast and Rollin Tulane-Rhodes

Wild Cow Catching

by Brandon A. Maverick, Angus Roper, and Bernie Irons

Wine And Beer O`Clock

by Merle Lowe & Char D`Nay

With A Grain Of Salt

by "Pepper" Korn

With So Much Curiosity, Nine Lives Just Aren`t Enough

by Kitty Katt with Bob and Tom Katz

1001 World's Best Jokes

by Phinneas Storrey

Wuzbands And Ex-Wives

by Warren Jender

Y

Yankee Doodle : An Autobiography

by Mac Kroni

You Can`t Say That!

by Dax A. Loeb-Lowe

You Don`t Know Jack Hardy Davidson

by Helmut & Sissy Edgeer

You Snooze, You Lose

by I. Knight Lee Hoffentinkle

You!!! F**%%&!! B*##@!!! C@$**&$!!!

by Toulouse N. Krass and Kirstin Custer-Route

You`re Fly Is Open

by Major Luke Downe

"Your Fly Is Open" Zip Line

by Major Luke Downe

You`re Rubber, And I`m Glue

by "Stretch" E. C. Mint

Z

Zip, Zero, Nada

by Anwir Dunn

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